Reality Show Update

ok so here's the deal....I am obsessed with reality tv. Just about every reality show curently on television I really like. I must say my favorites at the moment are I Love New York, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the Hills, and A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. I also really love the Real Housewives of Orange County, but sadly we dont recieve Bravo in the dorms. Anyway, call me shallow, or call me a "goober" like my dad does for watching these shows, I dont care-I still will watch them. You can even tell me they are scripted, as many people do. The truth is, even if I knew 100% that these shows were scripted, I probably would still watch them. I am beginning to think that The Hills, one of my favorites, really is scripted, and I really couldn't care less! Here's what is currently going on on these favorite shows of mine.

So last night was I Love New York 2. Watching this show has been part of my Monday night routine since the show aired. I LOVED Midget Mac, and sadly, he was eliminated a few weeks ago. He really was my favorite. He made me wonder whether or not I would ever date a little person, and I came to the conclusion that I would have dated him. Anyway, Midget Mac's elimination is old news-I'm just still having withdrawl symptoms. Last night Mr. Wise was eliminated. (For those of you who either live in a hole, or are pop culturally not so "with it" on the first episode of I Love New York, she always gives the guys nicknames and calls them that for the rest of the show.) It was no surprise that Mr. Wise was eliminated. He was WAY too quiet for New York. And he still had strong feelings for his ex. Here is my prediction on who will win: Tailor Made. I know this is unfortunate. This guy is such a pussy. All he does is kiss New York's ass the entire time. The reason why I think he is going to win is because New York wants a man who will be her little bitch. She even came out and said that word for word last night. I don't think any of the other guys are going to let her be the more dominant, "boss" if you will, in the relationship. The guy I wish would win would have to be Punk. This guy is the whole package. He's got a great body, he's a graduate of Harvard Law and a practicing attorney, and he's sweet. His only downfalls-bad hair and a horribly annoying Northern accent. Also shout out to Buddha who has to be the hottest guy on the show. Really,I dont even know why I am making predictions though. Who knows who she'll pick? Girl is crazy! But hey, thats what makes the show soooo good!

Next on my list is Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a show that follows the family of Kim Kardashian, a socialite who literally is famous for making a sex tape with Ray J, and having the fattest ass you have ever seen on a white girl. Its kinda hilarious what you can be famous for these days. For this reason, I was skeptical of this show at first. But after watching these first few episodes, I really have started to like it. The family consists of Kim and her 2 sisters, brother, and 2 half sisters. Her mother ,Chris, is married to former golf pro Bruce Jenner, who just so happens to be Hills star Brody Jenner's father. Chris is also Kim' "Momager". I really have no idea what kind of jobs she gets booked for considering she is not an actress or model. But i guess giant asses get jobs these days. She did pose for playboy in a recent episode. Recently the 3 incredibly spoiled older girls got a random homeless man off the streets and fixed him up. THey cut his hair, shaved his scruff, and bought him some new clothes. All of the sudden they thought they were changed people. Kinda silly, but who am to judge. Perhaps it was the religious experience they made it out to be. Overall, this is a great show if you're like me and like to watch horribly spoiled people get whatever they want, while you sit there lusting and salivating at thier designer duds and incredible cribs, cars and lifestyle.

Next is The Hills. This show follows some young 20 somethings trying their hand at life in LA, as opposed to Laguna Beach, where they grew up and had a previous reality show. As of right now, Lauren and Heidi are in a huge feud over some bull about a sex tape with Lauren and then boyfriend Jason Wahler. This feud has destroyed the girls friendship and forced viewers to pick sides. I now am officially apart of team heidi. It wasnt even Heidi that started the rumors-it was Spencer her boyfriend, who by the way is a dude with some serious issues and he doesnt deserve Heidi at all. Well Heidi has tried and tried to make up with Lauren, each and every time ending with Lauren saying to Heidi that she either has to confess or Lauren doesnt want to speak to her. Heidi isnt going to admit to something she hasnt done, but Lauren wont even do her the courtesy of listening to her side. Lauren is being a bitch about the whole situation. Anyway, highlights of last episode: Spencer's sister runs into Lauren and crew at a club and things get heated, Audrina-Lauren's roommate-and the notorious "Justin Bobby" FINALLY call it quits YEAAA AUDRINA!!!!!, and Heidi and Spencer fight over wedding plans. Tune in next week for more (perhaps fake) drama between the cast members, especially between Heidi and Spencer.

Lastly, we have A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. This is a dating show about a bisexual myspace music star. Check out her song "I ain't Trying to F#*% Your Man". It will have you laughing all the way through. Anyway, this show started out with 16 straight guys, and 16 lesbians, each week eliminating one from each gender group. After tonight we are down to 3: Bobby, the tall girl who I'm blocking out on her name, and my favorite, Dani!! This week the contestants took Tila home to meet their parents. Some families were open to the whole bisexual thing, others werent as much. Bobby's mother wasnt too amused by Tila's very open sexuality and inappropriate behavior at the dinner table. The family of the tall blonde girl were really cool about everything, as was dani's family. The other guy, Ryan, had very traditional parents who were a little shocked by the whole thing, and he was eliminated. Highlights from this epidsode were: Ryan making out with Tila while "giving her a tour of his house", Tila meeting tall blonde's special needs brothers and sisters, Bobby's mom flipping out a little, and Tila giving Dani's grandmother a lap dance.

Thanks for letting me ramp and rave!!